Your First Post To NANAE
Welcome to the newsgroup news.admin.net-abuse.email, known as "nanae"!
Executive Summary: Avoid
the common mistakes of new posters, carefully consider your Subject:
line before posting, don't panic (even if you are angry), and be aware
of the skills, knowledge, and in-jokes of frequent participants. Do a
little research before you post, and be ready for a wide range of
responses once you do post. If time is of the essence, you can skip the
Cultures and Characters sections at the end of this document and view
either:
Please read before posting!
The purpose of this FAQ is to prepare you to "look your best" when
posting to the group. None of this advice is mandatory, but it will
assist you in receiving the best possible response to your message.
Since knowledge is power, you are encouraged to "power up" before
posting by checking out the following information.
Take a deep breath and count to ten
before you compose your message. Coming to NANAE making threats is like
charging into a warehouse full of leaking gasoline, blasting powder and
dynamite with a flame thrower and being incinerated as the warehouse
goes up with a colossal ***FOOOOMMMM***, accompained by a rain of
popcorn.
If you are uncertain that your topic belongs in news.admin.net-abuse.email, please take a few moments to read the POINTER: ALL THESE NET-ABUSE GROUPS! WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE? FAQ
What If I Don't Read The FAQ?
Here's
the discussion that is likely to ensue between you and the fun-loving
denizens of the newsgroup if you do not read and apply this FAQ prior
to your first posting:
- Q1. SPEWS is blocking us!
- A1. No, it's not.
- Q2. We're listed in SPEWS!
- A2. No, your ISP is.
- Q3. Our IP addresses are in SPEWS. Can you help us?
- A3. Finally, a *question*. No, we can't.
- Q4. Why not?
- A4. Your ISP kisses spammer heinie.
- Q5. So what?
- A5. So its IP addresses are in SPEWS.
- Q6: Take us out!
- A6: No, we already have dates for tonight.
- Q7: If SPEWS won't delist us, we'll sue!
- A7: Great, a full-employment act for Irkutski lawyers.
- Q8: Who is SPEWS anyway?
- Q8: We don't know, but we'll buy 'em a beer when we find out.
- Q9: How can we get out of SPEWS?
- A9: Get your ISP to quit hosting spammers, or get a new ISP that doesn't.
- Q10:
Why the heck would anyone use a DNSBL maintained anonymously that lists
addresses in use by non-spammers in order to get at spammers?
- A10: Because it works. If it stops working, we'll quit.
- Q11: Honeypots?
- A11: Sure.
- Q12: Nazi?
- A12: No thanks; they're gamey and too hard to peel.
Courtesy of Karl. A. Krueger, writing in the NANAE newsgroup.
Avoid These Mistakes
- Do not use the word "SPAMTM" (all capitals), although "spam" and "Spam" are acceptable. "SPAMTM" is a trademark for Hormel processed meat. If you use "SPAMTM" to refer to unsolicited advertising email, you will be razzed as a "clueless newbie".
http://www.hormel.com/
- Do not confuse spamming with marketing. Marketing
is the process of promoting, selling, and distributing a product or a
service while spamming is trespassing into a private email box. If you
insist that spamming is marketing, you will be razzed for being a Marketoon -- a lunatic posing as a marketer.
- Do not post your answer at the top of the quoted posting.
Most viewers read from top to bottom and will miss the flow and context
of the discussion if they read your answer before they read the
previous poster's question. If you do add your comments to the very top
of a quoted message, you will be razzed as a "Top Poster" and you might
be razzed as a Microsoft-centric lemming since Microsoft products
encourage non-standard top-posting.
http://www.geocities.com/nnqweb/nquote.html
- Dave: Oh! Now it makes sense to me. Okay! No more top-posting for me!
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- Bob: It's annoying because it reverses the normal order of conversation. In fact, many people ignore top-posted articles.
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- Dave: What's so wrong with that?
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- Bob: That's posting your response *before* the article you're quoting.
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- Dave: People keep bugging me about "top-posting." What does that mean?
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- A: Top posters.
- Q: What is the most annoying thing on Usenet?
http://www.mindspring.com/~frites/repl.htm
http://www.netmeister.org/news/learn2quote.html
http://www.geocities.com/nnqweb/nquote.html
- Do not accuse the posters of being Net Cops,
Dot Communists, Anti-Commerce Radicals, or other defamatory names.
Insulting regular posters to the newsgroup will not help you get your
point across or draw you sympathy or assistance. Most of the posters
here are system administrators, and it's their job to enforce the Terms
and Conditions of Internet access on their machines. If you
mischaracterize their efforts in this manner, you will be razzed as a
spammer, spam apologist, or spam supporter.
http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1855.html
- Do not threaten legal action
in your first post unless you have checked with an attorney. (Hint: if
you speak with an attorney first, you will be advised not to annouce
your intent to file a legal action). Spammers often threaten lawsuits,
and The Nanae have come to regard such bluster with well-deserved
cynicism. Existing case law regarding resistance to spam is nicely
summarized in the CompuServe vs. Cyber Promotions Consent Decree,
and you are encouraged to read it thoroughly and show it to your
attorney before threatening legal action. If you choose to wave around
legal threats and spout official-sounding mumbo-jumbo, you will be
razzed for making "cartooney" threats, for attempting a SLAPP Suit, or for actually being a cartooney.
- Do not make references to Hitler,
genocide, 40's-era Germany, Nazi (including "Net Nazi") or any other
totalitarian remark. It shows a gross misunderstanding of the
resistance to spamming as well as a gross misunderstanding of the
holocaust of World War II. "Godwin Invoked" as a response to your
posting means you have reduced the thread to irrelevance (see "Godwins
Law" in the terminology FAQ). You will be razzed for your rather
spectacular lack of comprehension if you use this style of argument.
http://home.att.net/~marjie1/Glossary.htm
http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/ip/freenet/subs/complaints/spam/jargon.txt
http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/
- Do not demand results
by a certain date or time, or use similar attempts at intimidation.
Nanae is not your personal helpdesk. If you do make demands, you will
be razzed for attempting to control a situation over which you have no
authority.
- Do not accuse
the frequent posters to this group of being a part of some secret
society that seeks unilateral control of the Internet and/or seeks the
deforestation of the world's precious natural resources by encouraging
the use of postal advertising paper mail while simultaneously
discouraging the use of email. You will be razzed by agents of the
Lumber Cartel (tinlc) and members of the Internet Cabal (tinc), two
fine organizations that do not exist and which do not have official web
sites at the following URLs:
http://lumbercartel.freeyellow.com/
http://www.cabal.net/
Notice: Not affiliated with Villain Supply Dot Com
- Do not post information about an alleged spammer
and say "Go Get Them!" Nanae is not a lynch mob and does not take
official action on a group basis. Antics such as mailbombing, cracking,
fax overloading, and excessive calls to a spammers toll-free number are
abusive, illegal, and counterproductive because it reduces you to the
spammer's level. If you do make such a request or encourage others to
engage is such activity, you will be razzed as a "lazy bum" (not in the
terminology FAQ) and/or a "slacker" (also not in the terminology FAQ)
for making others do your work.
- Do not masquerade as an anti-spammer
while posting with a pro-spam attitude using two or more different
email accounts such as Yahoo or Excite. You will be razzed for being a
"sock puppet" for a die-hard spammer.
- Do not bother saying, "I hate spam as much as the next guy, but you folks are doing everything all wrong." If you do, The Next GuyTM
will show up and remind you that he hates spam much more -- and the
remaining posters will razz you for misidentifying yourself as an
expert or as a know-it-all.
- DO NOT SHOUT IN YOUR POSTINGS USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
It is NOT NECESSARY and actually
INTERFERES WITH READING. If you SHOUT EXCESSIVELY in
your posting, you WILL be RAZZED for using mommy's AND daddy's computer
withOUT their knowledge and consent.
- Do not accuse The Nanae of "not having a life" or
characterize them as "geeks who can't get a date" or suggest they use
their free time to "save the planet". If you do, you will be razzed as
a spammer who got caught and subsequently lost their Internet
connectivity, usually accompanied with descriptive language cheerfully
discussing the thorough and complete flattening of various critical
body parts utilizing a wide variety of modern industrial tools
typically found in a well-equipped auto body shop.
- Do not use the term "Double Opt-In" when referring
to the confirmed opt-in process since the confirmation step is not an
opting step. Spammers generally skip the confirmation step entirely by
requiring an email address to be entered twice on a web form
instead of verifying that the owner of the email address actually
signed up. If you do use the term "Double Opt-In" you will be razzed
for engaging in "spammer-speak". Followup replies will ask if you
"Double-Answer the Phone when it rings".
- Do not assume a concensus of opinion from any one
posting. Anyone can post any opinion and masquerade as any thing they
want. If you're looking for help, you'll get help. If you're looking
for a fight, you'll get a flamefest. If you're looking to defend
self-centered email policy decisions in an environment that is
cooperative by its very nature, you can expect to be jointly and
thoroughly razzed for being part of the problem. In the words of many a
poster, "Welcome to Usenet."
- Do not post entire spam messages to the group. The archive of spam complaints is the moderated newsgroup news.admin.net-abuse.sightings which is controlled by it's own rules and regulations.
The only part of a spam message worth quoting in NANAE is the header
section, generally for educational purposes. If you post entire spams
and/or spam complaints you will be razzed as a clueless newbie and
ordered to read the FAQ.
Finally, take the time to read the group
for a week or so to get a feeling for the mood of the posters and their
responses to other messages. You may also find that any questions you
were planning to ask have been answered in various message threads.
Also:
If you find yourself somewhat bewildered at the apparent contradictions
sprinkled throughout this document, you are making great progress and
are almost ready to create your first posting to the newsgroup! When
you are comfortable with these contradictions, you will be ready to
contribute to the ongoing discussion.
Posting Advice
The Subject: Line
The
"Subject:" Line: is the most important part of your posting. Given the
large amount of traffic in the group, your message may be ignored by
those who are short on time if your subject is not clear and
descriptive. Generally, the subject should clearly summarize your key
point, even if it "gives away" your message. Example subject lines:
- Example 1
- Bad Look at this!
- Better Spam header shows recursion!
- Example 2
- Bad Hey, SPEWS
- Better [S-4182] domainname.com Does Not Spam!
- Example 3
- Bad Nice URL
- Better [ OT ] "Daily Bikini" Start Page
Be Calm, Don't Panic!
If ISPs are rejecting your email you are understandably upset. Before you post, keep this clearly in mind:
Don't post anything to Usenet that you wouldn't have on your résumé.
Consultants
have been censured and employees have been terminated for
ill-considered Usenet posts. Embarrassing public apologies/retractions
have been posted after "counselling" from employers. Prospective
Employers, Enemies, even your Grandmother can read anything you ever
post at http://groups.google.com/groups. This message archiving service is free, goes back 10 years, and is available 24/7 to anyone with a web browser. So remember:
DON'T POST ANYTHING TO USENET THAT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ON YOUR RÉSUMÉ because Usenet is used by more & more employers as *part of your résumé*.
Block Lists
MAPS
The Mail Abuse Protection System
was one of the first public lists of known spam sources available to
all ISPs. It had a policy of accepting "nominations for listing" which
was followed by an attempt to educate the abuser. If education was
unsuccessful, the nomination for listing was approved.
- Getting off the MAPS List: Contact MAPS and explain that you have a plan to correct the situation, then follow that plan.
The Spam Prevention Early Warning System
is one of many public lists identifying known spam sources. It is also
one of the most controversial and effective lists available to Internet
Service Providers for controlling the inflow of unsolicited advertising
email. If you're posting about a SPEWS listing, be sure to include the record number (S-nnnn).
This will ensure the best response and help to conserve valuable
administrator time. Keep in mind, however, that the group cannot remove
you from any particular list, but what you will get is the best advice
on how you can help yourself out of the situation.
- Getting Off The SPEWS List:
"If you are not the administrator of the IP address(es) in the SPEWS
list, then you should contact your ISP in order to attempt to resolve
the problem. When you contact your ISP, they will need a copy of the
bounce message which you received and/or other evidence of the problem.
Be sure to include the IP address which was rejected. Let them know
that it is on the SPEWS list and give them the URL of the lookup form."
From the SPEWS FAQ. Need more information? Check out the DeSPEWS page.
- Why the large IP range?
If the netblock is used for dialup connections, that means the spammer
gets a different IP number with each spam run since IP numbers are
dynamically assigned. If IP numbers in the block are statically
assigned by the block owner, the range is large because the block owner
will tend to move a spammer from one IP number to another within the
same block and then annouce "We have removed the customer at IP number
xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx", hoping that people won't notice the offending
customer hasn't actually been terminated.
- Clerical Errors happen from time-to-time, causing
accidental listing of IP addresses not associated with spam supporting
upstream providers. Fortunately, SPEWS personnel read
news.admin.net-abuse.email and have quickly corrected mistakes in the
past. To address the issue, your posting should show that your upstream
provider is not a spammer & you are not a spammer. In the Subject:
line, mention SPEWS, the S-record number, and "Listing Error" for the
best results.
- Summary of Frequent Answers about SPEWS:
- YOU aren't listed, your provider is listed.
- YOU can't get unlisted, ONLY your provider can get unlisted
- Spews
does not take emails, send emails, or otherwise communicate. Any
discussion with SPEWS would be unproductive, since the requirement for
delisting is the removal of the spammer identified in the evidence
record, something only your provider can do. In other words, it is
better to discuss with your provider, who is listed, and not SPEWS.
- Summary of Frequently Offered Solutions are:
- Live with it.
- Move to another provider
- Get your provider to boot their spammers and the listing will eventually go away.
- Questions relating
to the Frequently Offered Solutions ("How Do I Find A Non-Spamming
Upstream?", "Why would my provider listen to me?", "What evidence will
I need to provide to my upstream so they'll take action?", etc.) are
reasonable and are welcome in the newsgroup.
- Qualifying A New Service Provider (Courtesy of
John Elsbury in nanae): Here, for the benefit of the innocent, is a
sample set of questions that a prospective purchaser might ask the
hosting company as part of the "due diligence" process.
- What is your policy regarding
using your facilities for sending unsolicited commercial e-mail,
hosting sites and email accounts (including redirectors) advertised in
this way, and any other activity which might cause IP addresses in your
range to be publicly blocklisted?
- Do you have a functioning "abuse" and "postmaster"
addresses and is correspondence to them promptly dealt with by a live
human?
- Is all your contact information currently published on the Internet and held in domain registries accurate and complete?
- Are
the IP addresses you will allocate to me currently on, or have they
ever been on any public blocklists, including those listed at
http://www.osirusoft.org ?
- Have any other IP addresses hosted by yourselves ever been on any blocklists or are they now on any blocklists?
- What
guarantee can you offer me that the IP addresses to be allocated will
not later be blocked or become unusable as a result of acts or
omissions on your part, and what actions would you take (or what
contractual adjustments will you make) if this situation does occur?
Brief Blocklist History
Courtesy of Frederick, the Amateur Spam Killer in news.admin.net-abuse.email
1.
AGIS decided to be a spam-supportive major backbone
provider in the early days of the spam wars. As long as the spam was
sent from some other ISP, AGIS would not pull the spamvertised site.
The result was that hundreds of individual ISP admins put pieces, and
eventually 100%, of all AGIS netspace into their blacklists, with a
note not to remove the blacklists until the heat-death of the universe.
AGIS, therefore, died the death of a thousand cuts.
2.
MAPS
(Mail Abuse Prevention System - www.mail-abuse.org) was eventually set
up with the idea of educating the $BADISP on the evils of spam, and
then eventually listing pieces of their customer's IP space in a
blacklist. It was ultra-conservative. You had to send complaints to the
$BADISP, make phone calls, etc, before submitting a nomination to MAPS
for inclusion into their blacklist. When it was done, one or two IP's
were included, which did essentially nothing to encourage the $BADISP
to terminate their spammers. The reason was simple: The spammers sent
from a third party ISP, and the MAPS listing did nothing to stop people
from going to that website. $BADISP had no incentive to terminate their
spammer's accounts, the spammers would continue to spam, and the
situation, sadly was not resolved.
3. One major spammer sued MAPS
due to their listing (which was perfectly valid). They kept the
financial perssure on MAPS until they folded and said "ok, this
particular spammer can be removed from the blacklist". MAPS was a good
idea that failed.
4.
The result was SPEWS.
You cannot negotiate with SPEWS. You cannot submit nominations to
SPEWS. You cannot beg to get out of SPEWS. SPEWS simply says "$BADISP
is hosting spammers." It starts with just the IP space of the spammer,
and over a period of time, puts more and more financial pressure on
$BADISP by listing more and more of their IP space until $BADISP gains
clue, i.e., keep the spammer and lose legitimate customers (bleed money
right and left), or lose the spammer and keep the legitimate customers
(be profitable).
Opposition To Spam
Spamming is a violation of:
Introduction
Introduction, eh?
This introduction is located midway through the document so that those
who are in a hurry and need the bare essential information prior to
posting are served first. Thank you for taking the time to dig a little
deeper into the inner workings of the newsgroup!
Group Purpose:
Nanae is where computer system administrators and other dedicated spam
fighters gather to share information on responding to abusive email
practices, most notably unsolicited bulk/advertising email (also known
as "spam"),
open relays, and address obfuscation. You will also find an occasional
running battle with a spam supporter who decides to vent in the group.
Assistance: Requests for help and advice are welcome and will generally receive a fairly prompt and detailed response.
Spam Tracking:
It is vitally important that you include complete headers for a spam
email (the spam message itself is irrelevant and should be deleted from
your posting) if you desire help tracking the source. Be sure to
mention what you've tried in your effort to analyze the headers, or
what is causing the problem in your analysis when you post your
message. It is okay -- encouraged, really -- for you to delete or munge
URLs and email addresses of yourself and innocent third-parties so they
are not harvested by the spammers. From the munging FAQ, maintained by
W.D. Basely:
The Munging FAQ
is intended to be a concise discourse on "spam-blocking". Otherwise
known as "munging", or breaking one's email address, this is usually
done when posting to Usenet, for the purposes of avoiding junk email.
It is very important to "mung" in ways that minimize possible damage to
third parties.
Full Headers: Instructions for getting full headers from various popular email programs are available from many sources, including:
Culture
Culture:
Over the years, a friendly camaraderie has formed among the frequent
posters, and the group as a whole has formed its own unique way of
doing things. You'll find wildly off-topic [OT] subjects tend to form
frequently within threads among those who know each other, just as
you'd see at any gathering of like-minded individuals. Some of the
unique concepts in the group include:
- Terminology: It is vitally important to read the terminology FAQ to keep up with abbreviations such as TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such-a Thing As A Free Lunch) and cockeyed concepts such as "Frea Speach", "Ethikul Bidniz", "Chickenboning" (including oblique references to Colonel Harland Sanders), and "Mainsleeze".
- Cats and Coffee [C&C]:
A subject-line marker to indicate that the posting contains humor that
might cause the viewer distress if they are drinking coffee (which
might be spewed onto the monitor during a helpless spasm of laughter)
or if they are tending to a lap cat (who might inflict significant
scratches and injury to avoid a fall during paroxyms of laughter).
Posts not containing the [C&C] notation that DO contain humor
generally result in faux billings for new keyboards as well as for feline psychological therapy.
- Cats: By extension from [C&C], and given that most spamfighters have and/or have cats, cats are on-topic in NANAE. In order not to miff cat haters (many spammers and their socks hate cats), it is recommended that one uses the [CAT] subject-line marker to indicate a cat-post.
- Popcorn:
An indication that a huge brouhaha is under way or that an amazingly
clueless message has appeared which will engulf most of the nanae
participants, cause multiple-hundreds of follow-up replies, and
generate a bit more heat than light. Frequently seen after a cartooney
threat has been posted, but may appear when any remarkable posting appears.. Imagine yourself in a theater watching an action/adventure
movie, or at a sporting event in the stadium as the snack hawkers
wander by. N.B.: "See The Show" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer makes for
great background music while following a popcorn thread.
- Rules of Spam: Over time, various characteristics
of spam and spammers have been identified and codified. Patricia
Shaffer is the official rule keeper and Mart van de Wege keeps the
current list online for easy reference. Knowledge of these six
carefully-crafted rules of spammer behavior will help when reading
postings that refer to "Rule 3" or "Rule 1" without further explanation.
http://drebbelstraat20.dyndns.org/~mvdwege/misc/spamrules.html
Angel's Mirror: http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/rulesofspam.shtml
- The Anti Defamation League: No matter what item (animal, vegetable, or mineral) you use for comparison with a spammer, the appropriate anti-defamation league
-- which may or may not be an actual organization -- will appear and
demand a retraction and apology. Originally promulgated by Gym Quirk,
also famous for the Quirk Objection ("answer assumes faculty not in
evidence"), this technique has spread throughout the channel. An
example of the discussion:
- Ed Clarke writes:
"Persecuting that misbegotten cross of a half breed slime mold and a dung beetle is a benefit to all humanity."
- Robi writes:
"The slime mold and dung beetle anti-defamation league will get in touch with you shortly."
Characters
Characters:
As with most newsgroups, nanae has it's share of kooks, weirdos, and
charlatans. Their postings are usually answered with "Do Not Feed The
Troll" followups, sometimes including some very clever ASCII art (best
viewed using a monospaced font). Flamers and judgemental types abound,
mostly as a form of defense against the relentless abuse they receive
as a part of their daily job, and their information is just as good as
others (if a bit hard to take at times).
- Kooks:
Highly opinionated people, frequently lacking a sound and factual basis
for their comments, who post long rambling diatribes that only
tangentially relate to the topic at hand. KOOKS may be an abbreviation
for the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge Society, but there has been no
confirmation of this assertion.
http://tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/kook.html
- Trolls:
Verbal bomb throwers who post topics and information known to upset
others in the group just to get a discussion going, usually generating
more heat than light. Most Trolls (short for "trolling for followups")
ignore helpful responses.
http://tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/troll.html
- OS Warriors:
On occasion, there will be a remark about the "best operating system"
which immediately causes all participants in the group to take potshots
at each other, other operating systems, and a variety of unrelated
subjects.
- Flamers: Within the newgroup setting, flamers are
an important part of the overall response to spammers, because they
persist in their efforts when others back off. It's sad but true that
some die-hard spammers only respond appropriately when defeated by a
superior force. If you find yourself the target of a flamer, nomex clothing is recommended.
- Others: You will also find some friendly and helpful folk that are happy to assist you in your efforts to deal with the spam problem.
Welcome to news.admin.net-abuse.email!
Other FAQs
Reading the News.Admin.Net-Abuse.Email newsgroup.
RFC 1855: Netiquette for email and Usenet
POINTER: ALL THESE NET-ABUSE GROUPS! WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?
Email Abuse FAQ
Address Munging FAQ
news.admin.net-abuse.email FAQs:
- The Evils of Spam
- Spamfighting Overview
- Terminology
- Newsgroup Charter
Designated Mirrors
Pick a site nearby for best performance.
Contributors
Thanks
to the following, who carefully read the original drafts(s), giggled
themselves silly at all the errors, and were somehow able to offer
constructive criticism with a straight face:
- Andrew T. Young
- Angel
- Anri Erinin
- Bart Ashe
- BEI Designs
- Bruce Pennypacker
- DarkFiber
- Duncan Hill
- Etaoin Shrdlu
- Hawkeye-X
- Jacob Jay
- Jagnj
- James Farmer
- Jeff C.
- John Elsbury
- John F. Hall
- Karl A. Krueger
- Larry M. Smith
- Laurence F. Sheldon
- Norman L. DeForest
- Patricia A. Shaffer
- Paul Vader
- Robert Myers
- Spamjamr
- Taki Kagoma
- Uh Clem, Mr.
- User Ron
- Warwick
- Will Yardley
- William James
Revision History
1 May 2003: Adjusted mirrors information, added to Contributors.
24 April 2003: Added "no spam postings" to common mistakes list.
10 February 2003: Updated information regarding mirror sites.
12 December, 2002: Added "Qualifying A New ISP", thanks to John Elsbury
9 October, 2002: Added Blocklist History section, thanks to Frederick
22 September, 2002: Updated SPEWS information to Mini-FAQ status
28 August, 2002: Rearranged sections so those in a hurry get the good stuff first.
20 August, 2002: Added Executive Summary, divided FAQ into three parts, added Popcorn to Culture
8 August, 2002: Rough draft posted for suggestions.
FAQ maintained by: George Crissman, strads@excite.com
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